Keep-a Knockin’

Here is a small collection of the age-old favourite, the Knock Knock joke.

* The author of this post accepts no responsibility for any injuries, arguments, or any other negative reactions to any persons repeating any of the following jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me. I’m just here for the jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Contr—
Now you say, “Control freak who?”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door already?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited—it’s just a silly knock-knock joke!